Chuck/Sarah Meme | [3/10] episodes → Chuck Versus the Suburbs
Being in that house with her, it was so close to being perfect… the way I had always pictured it would be… that I realised what was wrong with that picture. And it was us. Sarah and I are never going to be anything more than what we are right now.
that time my mom almost killed me #good times
My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.
I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
This beautiful little girl had open heart surgery less than 24 hours before this photo was taken. When asked why she was up so quickly, she replied her Hello Kitty slippers make everything better.
That little girl is fucking adorable.