pink21love:

vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

While you’re right about Egypt, Cleopatra wasn’t Egyptian-she was Macedonian, which is Greek, and Roman. So technically she would have been caucasian, but not everyone else in the country

(Source: ithinkyoufoundsomething)

queenconsuelabananahammock:

angfdz:

me: *has an opinion*

me: *realizes that my opinion is a result of my limited world view*

me: *stays in my lane*

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THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

(Source: mousemickeys)

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

(Source: betterlucknext)

pagetvbrewster:

Top 10 Criminal Minds funniest scenes as voted by my followers:

2.  Faux FBI Agent in Open Season

brogigayo:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but i always put it off

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

() HBO War Meme: Four Characters → Lewis Nixon

(Source: percontes)

penofham:

penofham:

Anyone who reblogs this with a load of text trying to justify their shitty actions is only further proving my point, so I dare you.

I fixed a painfully obvious spelling mistake. Please reblog this version.

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

(Source: chiltons-tum)

Before you diagnose yourself with depression, or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not just surrounded by assholes.